Bush releases extremely cursed summer-flavored baked beans
Bush's Beans has introduced a limited-time offering of summer-flavored baked beans. The flavors include apple pie, rocket popsicles, and dill pickle, which have sparked mixed reactions. The product is marketed as a playful twist on traditional baked beans, but it has quickly sold out.
- ▪Bush's Beans is releasing a three-pack of summer-flavored baked beans for $5.25.
- ▪The flavors include apple pie, rocket popsicles, and dill pickle.
- ▪The product has sold out, reducing the chances of neighbors trying these unusual flavors.
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Bush releases extremely cursed summer-flavored baked beans Grant St. Clair 3:31 pm Thu May 21, 2026 Bush's extremely cursed summer beans. Image via Bush Beans Ahh, the tastes of summer. Nothing beats apple pie a la mode or a classic cheap, sugary rocket pop on a hot, sticky July day. Well… nothing except infusing the taste of those summertime treats into a can of baked beans, that is. By all rights, this feels like it should be a HowToBasic bit, but no. Bush's Beans, a real, respectable food company with value and shareholders and everything, is offering a limited-time run of summer baked beans. For just $5.25, you can secure yourself a three-pack of summer classics: baked beans infused with the flavors of apple pie, rocket popsicles and dill pickle. What horrors we have wrought.
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