Grandpa Pudding Brains encounters the concept of elapsed time
Grandpa Pudding Brains encounters the concept of elapsed time Jason Weisberger 11:42 am Sat Jul 25, 2026 Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump The confused old man was honoring the Dodgers when his script handed him a number: 229 days. Donnie Two-Pencils read it, called it a strange fact, disclaimed responsibility for it, and conceded that he did not understand what he was actually speaking about. The Orange Menace was hosting the 2025 World Series champions in the Rose Garden.
- ▪Grandpa Pudding Brains encounters the concept of elapsed time Jason Weisberger 11:42 am Sat Jul 25, 2026 Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump The confused old man was honoring the Dodgers when his script handed him a number: 229 day
- ▪Donnie Two-Pencils read it, called it a strange fact, disclaimed responsibility for it, and conceded that he did not understand what he was actually speaking about.
- ▪The Orange Menace was hosting the 2025 World Series champions in the Rose Garden.
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| Publication time | Sat, 25 Jul 2026 18:42:35 +0000 |
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Grandpa Pudding Brains encounters the concept of elapsed time Jason Weisberger 11:42 am Sat Jul 25, 2026 Mugshots of Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump The confused old man was honoring the Dodgers when his script handed him a number: 229 days. Donnie Two-Pencils read it, called it a strange fact, disclaimed responsibility for it, and conceded that he did not understand what he was actually speaking about. The Orange Menace was hosting the 2025 World Series champions in the Rose Garden. The prepared remarks noted the Los Angeles Dodgers opened their season in Tokyo, traveled extensively, and completed what was described as the longest season in Major League Baseball history. The arithmetic checks out.
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