Marcello Hernández roasts Jake Paul, Tiger Woods and Bill Belichick in ESPYS monologue
Lionel Messi and Argentina punched their ticket to a second straight World Cup final with a win over England. They're over 50, and I know that's how you like them. So, fight them instead."Paul kept laughing as Hernández’s bit played out, eventually closing with the comedian shifting attention to his father and stepfather, who were shown in the audience.
- ▪Lionel Messi and Argentina punched their ticket to a second straight World Cup final with a win over England.
- ▪They're over 50, and I know that's how you like them.
- ▪So, fight them instead."Paul kept laughing as Hernández’s bit played out, eventually closing with the comedian shifting attention to his father and stepfather, who were shown in the audience.
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| Canonical URL | https://www.foxnews.com/sports/marcello-hernandez-roasts-jake-paul-tiger-woods-bill-belichick-espys-monologue |
| Publication time | Thu, 16 Jul 2026 00:06:41 -0400 |
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Sports Marcello Hernández roasts Jake Paul, Tiger Woods and Bill Belichick in ESPYS monologue This year's show marked a return to New York, moving the ceremony away from its more recent Los Angeles backdrop By Chantz Martin Fox News Published July 16, 2026 12:06am EDT Facebook Twitter Threads Flipboard Comments Print Email Add Fox News on Google close Video Colin Cowherd REVEALS Why He Leaves Politics Out Of Sports, ESPN Can Learn Colin Cowherd reveals why he's one of the only main sports personalities where no one knows where he leans politically, and explains why ESPN mixing politics with sports was losing their fanbase.
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