Tech support chap hauled out to help SWAT team saw his life flash before his eyes
A tech support worker named Solomon was unexpectedly called to assist a county sheriff's office during a raid. He was rushed into a patrol car by a Major, who was equipped with a bulletproof vest and ammunition. After a tense wait, Solomon learned he was not needed, but he enjoyed a celebratory lunch afterward.
- ▪Solomon was called to assist during a police raid due to his IT skills.
- ▪He was driven to the scene in a patrol car without lights or sirens.
- ▪After a tense wait, he was informed that no computers were needed for the operation.
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| Publication time | Fri, 05 Jun 2026 08:30:00 +0200 |
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