New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements
Harry Styles' 2026 tour merchandise includes perimenopause supplements, which were personally conceived by the singer. The supplements are designed to ease symptoms such as brain fog and vaginal dryness, and are available for purchase at his shows. The idea behind the supplements is to provide fans with a unique and useful product, rather than just another t-shirt or traditional merchandise item.
- ▪The perimenopause supplements are priced at $65 and contain a blend of black cohosh, vitamin D, and phytoestrogens.
- ▪The supplements were recalled due to reports of making fans dangerously horny.
- ▪The tour merchandise also includes 'Watermelon Sugar'–flavored calcium chews to fight osteoporosis.
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Entertainment New Harry Styles Tour Merch Includes Perimenopause Supplements Share Share on Facebook Share on X Share on Bluesky Share on LinkedIn Share on SMS Share on WhatsApp Email this Page Published: May 29, 2026 NEW YORK—Describing some of the new branded products available for purchase at shows, a spokesperson for Harry Styles confirmed this week that merchandise for the singer’s 2026 Together, Together tour included perimenopause supplements. “We are so pleased to provide concertgoers with an assortment of vitamins, minerals, and herbs that may ease symptoms as they ‘Kiss All The Time, Hot Flash Occasionally,’” said spokesperson Diana Murray, who confirmed that the idea to sell the $65 dietary supplements to his “favorite fans” had been personally conceived by the Grammy winner.
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