Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice
JPMorgan Chase has issued a warning to customers about sharing banking information only with individuals who appear friendly. The bank's chief information security officer emphasized the importance of verifying the demeanor of those requesting sensitive information. Customers are advised to be cautious and to contact the bank if they have shared information with someone who seemed untrustworthy.
- ▪Chase officials warn customers to share banking information only with those who seem nice.
- ▪Fraudsters can drain accounts using stolen online passwords and PINs.
- ▪Customers should verify the demeanor of individuals requesting sensitive information.
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| Publication time | Fri, 22 May 2026 15:46:40 +0000 |
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News Chase Reminds Customers To Only Share Banking Information With People Who Seem Nice Share Share on Facebook Share on X Share on Bluesky Share on LinkedIn Share on SMS Share on WhatsApp Email this Page Published: May 22, 2026 NEW YORK—Warning that curt greetings and aggressive demands could be a sign someone was a scammer, JPMorgan Chase officials reminded customers Friday to only share banking information with people who seemed nice. “Fraudsters can use your online passwords and PINs to drain your accounts before you even notice, so always take extra precautions to verify they have kind eyes, a welcoming laugh, and a pleasant demeanor,” said Chase chief information security officer Patrick Opet, advising anyone who had shared their information with someone who didn’t give them a good…
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